Just overheard minutes ago:
Me: "Tucker, go to bed."
Tucker: "First I have to call Kelly."
Me: "Fine. Then go to bed."
Tucker talking on his "Nextel" that goes with his workbench: "Hey Kelly. What are you doing? Oh. It's getting late so I'm headin' to bed. Yeah. Well, let's meet at McDonald's. Cool! Okay, see you in 10 minutes."
Then marches back in to my room. "Mama, I've got to go meet Kelly. She is meeting me at McDonald's."
Me: "Okay, bye."
Just came in again while I'm writing this with this news flash: (another stall)
Tucker: "Do you know where Miss Jennifer went?" (if you have listened to him ask his precious questions you know he is lacking no intonation in his question - extremely high pitched at the end.)
Me: "Where?"
Tucker: "To Chaganooga."
Tucker: "And there was a BIG AQUARIUM!"
Me (impatiently): Please get in your bed."
Miss Jennifer is his beloved teacher. And apparently she went to Chattanooga this weekend. Or it could have been last year. But it was important for me to know this very moment. Anything to avoid bed.
ATTEMPT #3
Before I could finish that story, he is back in my room with a level from his work bench.
Tucker: "I need to make sure your wall in here is straight."
Me: "Tucker. Go - to - bed NOW."