I wish I could remember all of them even from just today. I think most of what he says is hilarious.
Tucker to Kyle: "You have big eyebrowns." (that's an understatement)
On the way to the doctor this morning:
Me: "Tuck, we are going to a new Doctor today."
Tuck: "Dr. Mawee (Mary)?" (our normal ped)
Me: "No, Dr. Mattern. He is going to check your ears."
Tuck: "Oh. He's gonna get rid of my eawww infections??"
(can't possibly write how he says the word "infection")
Me: "Yes."
Tuck: "No, mama! I'm not sick anymore. I'm all better."
Me: "Well, Tuck. You had a fever the other night. I think your ear is still infected."
Tuck: "I had a beaver??" (fever:))
Me: "Yes."
Tuck: "Oh... [pause]... Well, after Dr. Mattern we gonna go to Chicken-a-way (Chick-Fil-A)."
Me: "Really?"
Tuck: "Yes. You are gonna take me there."
Hmmmm. I hadn't realized I wanted Chick-Fil-A for lunch, but I don't really determine those sort of things anymore.
Forgot one from just a few minutes later in the car:(as we passed our Publix - grocery store)Tuck: "Mama, I need some new cookies at Pubwix."Me: "You do, huh?" (there is a reason it took 3 months to break him from saying "huh?" to everything! Oops!)Tuck: "Yes, it will make me feel better."He wasn't born yesterday.
Our non-southern friends will not understand that many, many people (especially all our high school friends) are at Monster Jam right now. Above the Mason-Dixon line, this event would be considered "hoosier," but down here in Jacksonville this is the place to be tonight! The Ryans have chosen Memphis v. Tennessee basketball, but Tucker was kickin' his camo hat and dirty face and white dirty t-shirt in honor of all our hoosier friends. In a few short years, with no other choice unless he wants to hang out with the comicbook store kids, Tuck will be there with all his friends - tailgating in the back of his enormous truck, wearing cowboy boots, camo hat and Levis - and lovin' every minute of it. 
Our little hoosier.
